Enough for now

what, i didn't even know there was a font called georgia. so i guess it's appropriate that i use it. yes, i reside in the great state of georgia. and while there are some parts of it that are kinda scary (deliverance was filmed in the northeast ga mountains) it is mostly a pretty good state to be in. this is a far cry from the state of my previous residence, which i won't mention (alabama). ok, so i'm a sucker for detail. anyway, the good thing about georgia is that we have very nice firearms laws. not many states let you carry your holstered sidearm into a BANK. you tend to get alot of stares, but hey my second amendment rights are protected here, and by golly i'm going to exercise them. other than that it's just your run of the mill southern state.
wow, i can't believe that i just wrote a paragraph about where i park my fat ass. like you people actually care. anyway, so i'm thinking that four posts in one day is plenty. i wouldn't want to tire you people of my endless banter. god knows most of you are screwed up enough on your own without my twisted influence to make things worse. which gets me thinking.
i am a fairly large, quite handsome fellow. that said, why is it that people expect me to be some sort of role model? God blesses me with a little size and striking good looks and all of a sudden i'm the example that all of mankind should follow. do you realize the implications of this half-cocked line of reasoning? humanity as we know it would be DOOMED!!!! it's bad enough that the people that i am around daily have to put up with my nonsense, but most of them have been inoculated against my insanity. but the general public? i don't think so missy. good god, the mere thought has me trembling. this would be smallpox all over again. i can see it now....innocent folks lined up for vaccination with a picture of me with a red circle and slash on the syringe. without said vaccination the world would probably end rather quickly. folks walking around running into things, tripping over their own egos, throwing out perfectly good lunchmeat, you get the picture. which leads me to say this....
i'm thinking of running for political office.